After eating through five boxes of Fruity Puffs just to find my secret decoder ring, I was able to decipher a message that was slipped in under our door at our Errand and Concierge Service University hideout. It turns out that ECSU™ is mentioned in the second edition of Entrepreneur's Start Your Own Personal Concierge Service. Someone sent a copy of the book to the local police department's Errand and Concierge Service unit.
Sergeant Hand (as in helping hand), who is heading up this special unit, was heard this morning on the local news saying "We don't really know what subliminal message that Angel Wilder and Danette Moss are trying to say in this book. The book states that they are teaching the industry basics, but we think there is a lot more than just the basics that they are trying to teach. We hope to get to the bottom of this soon."
I'm still waiting for my new spy gadgets to come in to get more details out to you. I was trying to send a secret message to you guys, but every time I used my invisible ink, I couldn't read what the message said.
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